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*~TeRrY~*Dying soon

History?!

These were written by Mr Thye Yong Lun.. A famous Wushu kid in my school.. Infact he had already graduated from my school since last year.. And those two pictures above here were what he answered for his History test during his monthly test.. too tiny isnt it? ok.. nevermind.. I will write it out for you guys..
so here it goes-

Bahagian A

Agama Islam memberikan banyak pengaruh terhadap masyarakat Melayu tradisional pada abad ke-19. Pada abad tersebut masyarakat Melayu hidup dalam kegelapan. Kebanyakan masyarakat mengamalkan judi, riba dan melakukan banyak kesalahan seperti mencuri, merogol dan sebagainya. Kaum wanita pula dipandang hina dan mereka tidak dapat mewarisi kebijaksanaan moyang mereka.

Setelah agama Islam dipupuk. Penganut agama Islam mengenal sistem tenaga nasional. Iaitu sebuah penjana kuasa elektrik yang memberikan masyarakat Melayu lampu. Dengan adanya cahaya dan lampu, masyarakat Melayu tidak akan hidup dalam kegelapan. Perbuatan seperti zina, riba, judi dan sebagainya tidak dilakukan lagi kerana mereka malu adanya tiang lampu di merata-rata yang menunjuk tingkah laku mereka. "In English, they are too shy to do tat stuff in the light. Scared people see ma, Stupid".

Mereka akhirnya dapat belajar kerana mempunyai lampu meja dan ini menjadikan mereka mengambil UPSR kemudian PMR then SPM dan akhirnya STPM. Banyak telah pergi ke Universiti Cahaya kerana di sana terdapat lampu untuk pelajaran mereka.

Perempuan tidak lagi dipandang hina kerana setelah ada ilmu.

Bahagian B
Pada masa kegemilangan China dan Jepun, penduduk mereka mengamalkan kepentingan fahaman confucius di China dan agama Shinto di Jepun.

Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mahu makan dan entah bila masa mahu bertapa. Let me explain k!? Sebelum adanya ajaran confucius, dunia di China adalah huru-hara kerana raja Syaitan dunia akan dilahirkan dan memusnahkan dunia. Dengan itu, Dewa mengarahkan Sunzi untuk mendapatkan kitab suci confucius untuk mengalahkan raja Syaitan. Tetapi perjalannannya susah sehingga banyak wanita iblis yg cantik menggodanya. Dia terpaksa mendapatkan pengikut untuk membantunya. Iaitu seekor Monyet, Babi, Kuda dan Hantu Air. Selepas mendapat kitab suci, raja Syaitan dikalahkan. Dan semua orang memahami ajaran confucius walaupun sangat "confusing" kalau tidak raja Syaitan akan muncul semula.



Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, general dan apa lagi 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai. All so lazy steal stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dia diberi pengajaran samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik kerana wanitanya ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun Fang Kuat Chai lo. His people want to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebarnya Shinto.

Lol..so here it is.. I am out of words after reading what he wrote.. He got 2 marks for this paper..
lol.. I think it is quite funny.. wtf.. His imagination is so good until he can relates everything that he know with History.. and to everyone out there who's taking SPM this year.. although most of us hate history but pls dont create such story in your exam or else you will pain in ass..!

*~TeRrY~*Hiak hiak hiak

I will be back..

Hola everybody! Its been a long time that I didnt update my blog.. sorry to all the readers out there and also my fellow friends.. it is due to the my ~toot-ing~ trial exam.. this will take me for 3 weeks.. so pek chek arhh! fcuk! most of my time for now are spend by reading books.. so no time to blog..

Anyway ppl.. I am writing this entry as a sign that I am still alive and fine.. lol..and yea.. des told me that nuffnang will remove my ads if I didnt update my blog for a long time.. so I am also doing this for $_$
Just give me another 1 week then I will resume my normal post..
And thanks to henry for telling me that my previous post about rice and kari had become basi.. I gonna admit with him.. lol.. he is such a clever munkey..

A question for you guys..
Did you prefer to call it as Mooncake Festival or Mid-Autumn Festival?
Hem.. for me.. I prefer to call it as Mid-Autumn Festival(中秋節) because I dont celebrate Mooncake Festival(月饼節)
k la.. I know that is not funny..

Whatever its... Here is a moon cake from me to you guys out there..

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

*~TeRrY~*Find yourself a translator bananas!