September 21, 2008

History?!



These were written by Mr Thye Yong Lun.. A famous Wushu kid in my school.. Infact he had already graduated from my school since last year.. And those two pictures above here were what he answered for his History test during his monthly test.. too tiny isnt it? ok.. nevermind.. I will write it out for you guys..
so here it goes-

Bahagian A
Agama Islam memberikan banyak pengaruh terhadap masyarakat Melayu tradisional pada abad ke-19. Pada abad tersebut masyarakat Melayu hidup dalam kegelapan. Kebanyakan masyarakat mengamalkan judi, riba dan melakukan banyak kesalahan seperti mencuri, merogol dan sebagainya. Kaum wanita pula dipandang hina dan mereka tidak dapat mewarisi kebijaksanaan moyang mereka.

Setelah agama Islam dipupuk. Penganut agama Islam mengenal sistem tenaga nasional. Iaitu sebuah penjana kuasa elektrik yang memberikan masyarakat Melayu lampu. Dengan adanya cahaya dan lampu, masyarakat Melayu tidak akan hidup dalam kegelapan. Perbuatan seperti zina, riba, judi dan sebagainya tidak dilakukan lagi kerana mereka malu adanya tiang lampu di merata-rata yang menunjuk tingkah laku mereka. "In English, they are too shy to do tat stuff in the light. Scared people see ma, Stupid".

Mereka akhirnya dapat belajar kerana mempunyai lampu meja dan ini menjadikan mereka mengambil UPSR kemudian PMR then SPM dan akhirnya STPM. Banyak telah pergi ke Universiti Cahaya kerana di sana terdapat lampu untuk pelajaran mereka.

Perempuan tidak lagi dipandang hina kerana setelah ada ilmu.

Bahagian B
Pada masa kegemilangan China dan Jepun, penduduk mereka mengamalkan kepentingan fahaman confucius di China dan agama Shinto di Jepun.

Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mahu makan dan entah bila masa mahu bertapa. Let me explain k!? Sebelum adanya ajaran confucius, dunia di China adalah huru-hara kerana raja Syaitan dunia akan dilahirkan dan memusnahkan dunia. Dengan itu, Dewa mengarahkan Sunzi untuk mendapatkan kitab suci confucius untuk mengalahkan raja Syaitan. Tetapi perjalannannya susah sehingga banyak wanita iblis yg cantik menggodanya. Dia terpaksa mendapatkan pengikut untuk membantunya. Iaitu seekor Monyet, Babi, Kuda dan Hantu Air. Selepas mendapat kitab suci, raja Syaitan dikalahkan. Dan semua orang memahami ajaran confucius walaupun sangat "confusing" kalau tidak raja Syaitan akan muncul semula.



Ajaran Shinto pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, general dan apa lagi 4get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because they samurai. All so lazy steal stuff. Tetapi kena tangkap dia diberi pengajaran samurai. Selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik kerana wanitanya ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun Fang Kuat Chai lo. His people want to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebarnya Shinto.


Lol..so here it is.. I am out of words after reading what he wrote.. He got 2 marks for this paper..
lol.. I think it is quite funny.. wtf.. His imagination is so good until he can relates everything that he know with History.. and to everyone out there who's taking SPM this year.. although most of us hate history but pls dont create such story in your exam or else you will pain in ass..!


*~TeRrY~*Hiak hiak hiak

9 comments:

Henry Lee said...

muahahaha! quite phunnie eh~

ChrissArthur said...

thanks for the visit. nice blog you have here.

Ken Wooi said...

This is hilarious! XD

test said...

I really pity the teacher XD must having nightmare when marking the creative history paper

nicole said...

wuah...he can be a novelist...tht's really funny. anyway, history is not as bad as u think.

correction : world history is cool but malaysia history is boring.

Dizmen said...

zzz. he's my fren le.. lolx.. addy thye.. this sure brings back the memory

Chris Teh said...

What can I say, 6 Atas Hijau is the most innovative and creative class.

Will said...

The most fantastic thing I've read. How many people dare to have his kind of balls? I must stand up and applaud him. Forwarding it to all my ex-classmates, they sure appreciate one.

Jo Qusary said...

Wow... I posted one of his essays in my blog, didn't know he really exists! It must be fun to have a creative friend like him :D